Hey, I'm Crusader. The ingame name I want to be registered under is "Crusaders ITAN Alt" as I seem to have lost my account details for Crusader's Itan Alt. However, the name will likely change if I can get some cash together to subscribe; then I can have a permanent alt in here, woo!
I seem to remember you need me to tell you a little about me for me to register, so here it is:
I like playing video games, particularly this game called Vendetta Online which you probably haven't heard of. I have a series of accounts on this game which aim to provide me with malleability as well as access to reservoirs of information such as the ITAN guild chat and forums. Of course I will explain why my name is so obviously undisguised as a spy for me to access such information. Instead of creating a fake name, and fooling you into letting me in, I prefer to access such information and discretely talk to all of my friends in ITAN such as spidey, draugath, etc (just about everyone who chats on 100 or ventures into grey) with my name known. Thus it is in your best interest to know that it is me who is perusing your forums or talking in your guild chat rather than not knowing such information when I create an alternate character to get into ITAN if this application is not accepted. Not a threat, a fact that benefits both me and your guild. I look forward to hearing your response.