Zok's app

[Zok]

I just realized I'm telling everyone to do this when I have not done it myself all I did was register so here it is.

Hair: blue
Eyes: Blond
Skin: blue
height: 3 apples

Turn ons: forbidden fruit, Sedina Chocolate, Serco women, pork chops, and hamburger made with sacred cattle.
Turn off: Jealousy, mean people, and Euphemisms.

Perfect Date: a Serco Chick with all the right parts handy.

Goals: to save the Universe from the tyrannical Serco and one day help destroy the HAC in Sol II training sector.

Desires anything I don't have.

Thank you for reading my application to Itan I hope you approve.

Zok The Deliverer

[Estrian]

lol

[Harpo]

Okay, lets go destroy the HAC in Sol II training sector.  Schedule the armada.

[ARF]

That's how you know you're old. They've been putting connies in the training sectors for years now.

*Stamp of Approval*

[reclining chair]

denied