Notice of Summary Judgement

[Corvus News Attorney]

To: The Coalition of [ITAN]
From: Lead Counsel, Corvus News Networks
Re: Recent Judgement against you in Corvus Circuit Court

Notice of Summary Judgement

Due to your non-appearance before the court on April 1, 2007, the Judge in this case has hereby ordered you to promptly pay the $42 million judgement against you that was brought by the Corvus News Corporation.

I look forward to receiving your check. My client assures me that their reporter is still traumatized by your Lieutenant's lack of skill which caused the situation to develop.

If payment is not received within 15 days, we reserve right to employ any and all Corvus collection agencies to collect this debt. Any information obtained will be used to assist in the collection of this debt.

Very sincerely,

Corvus News Network Legal Department.

[LeberMac]

Oh... was THAT all that paperwork I threw away last week?

Crap. I thought it was junk mail from Corvus. Ever since I rented that porn from Sedina, I'm on all the lists...

[spidey]

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[MR. Bean]

screw you corvus!

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[spidey]

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[Harpo]

We missed the court date by over 2,000 years...

[spidey]

woops the dude that took care of the calender must have died in the year 2058

[Arianna Shadowhawke]

Imagine the intrest accrual on that collection action....

[Estrian]

holy shit thread necro.

[Arianna Shadowhawke]

lol..never see enough of ya guys in game yet so I started looking at all the old posts...when I saw this one I couldn't help remarking on the intrest for 45mil over 2000 yrs. :-)

[Harpo]

That's why we stopped letting LeberMac take young girls for rides.